I just had the most retarded fucking team and worst match

Everyone in champ select typod their role call. So I had to assume where everyone was going
Diana said “mod. ,od”
Shen said “op”
Nidalee said “sipp”
I was duoing with the draven so obv he was going ADC

I asked if I could support instead
No one said anything
13 seconds left
So I picked vi, changed my masteries for top, and picked heal/flash

Last second. Shend yells “VI NO I CALLED TOP”
In game, I said “sorry, no one said where to go and I can’t jungle.”
Nidalee went top instead and they forced me to support
Support vi with a Draven adc
Against Sona/Varus
Obliviously I fell on my fucking face and my team told the enemies to report me for fucking trolling. i told the enemies I thought I was going top and they toyed with me. “Yeah okay, whyd you take heal?” Because its good on tanks?? “yeah sure”

I just

Jesus fucking christ If i KNEW I was going bot I would have picked a support. But I thought I was going top and Nidalee (WHO BAITED THE ENEMY TEAM TO REPORT ME??) was gonna support but she went top instead???